The world has suddenly been divided into two groups: the Blue and Blacks and the Red and Whites.
The BBs and the RWs are screaming at each other in shuls, in delis, and JCCs across the globe. The cause of the great debate? Hamantaschen.
Some say that the difference is only a matter of poor lighting, but I say that for Jews at Purim, there is always plenty of light, happiness and honor.