Stop me if you've heard this one:
Man says to God, "Is it true what the psalm says, 'A thousand years in Your sight are as a moment that has passed'? (Psalms 90:4)"
God says, "Yes."
"Then is it also true that a million dollars to You are as but a penny?"
"Yes, that is also true."
"God, may I please have a penny."
"Sure. Wait just a moment."